You're lucky Parkinson

[alt_padma]

Lucky that didn't hit me full-on.

Think you're clever, do you?


It's no wonder you're such a burden to everyone who tries to look after you. You do have a knack.

Comments

[alt_seamus]

Parkinson attacked you at BREAKFAST? Really?

Also, thanks for lending me your wand last night at duelling club. If you're ever duelling someone with a broken wand and want to make it sporting, I'll be happy to return the favour!

[alt_ron]

She didn't attack her, you git.

[alt_seamus]

Oh, I see. Padma's neck just spontaneusly sprouted boils, then?

[alt_ron]

It's not an attack when it was Patil that started it.

[alt_seamus]

Belinda says Padma's wand wasn't even out, how is that 'starting it?'

[alt_ron]

You don't have to have your wand out to hurt somebody, do you?

[alt_padma]

Taking her side, how surprising.

Guess you figure if she weren't around you'd have no shield whatsoever.

But you're wrong. She's got her eye on older men, Weasley. Give over.

[alt_ron]

You really are stupid for a Ravenclaw.

[alt_seamus]

And you are an embarrassment to Gryffindor.

[alt_ron]

Speak for yourself, mate.

[alt_padma]

Yes she DID, Weasley!

If it's any consolation, she followed her bloke's advice to the letter.

[alt_ron]

It's not like she just hexed you out the blue.

Do you even know what your face looks like when you say nasty stuff to people like you were saying to her this morning? It'd make a basilisk fall over dead to see it.

[alt_ron]

What are you even on about?

Her bloke?

[alt_seamus]

You know perfectly well she means Regulus Black.

[alt_ron]

No one asked you, Finnigan. What? You trying to be Patil's bloke now?

[alt_seamus]

Better hers than Parkinson's! Or are you Perk's bloke this week? Who can even keep track?

[alt_padma]

Nice one, Finnigan.

[alt_padma]

Did you see how she fell over herself telling him she wasn't expecting anything out of him, and then how pathetically happy she was that he's sending her presents?

Gross.

[alt_ron]

No, what's gross is you twisting everything she says into something dirty and horrible.

You're what's dirty and horrible.

And dead gross.

[alt_padma]

I'M not the one who chats up men who are old enough to be my father.

Or who wishes a perfectly respectable, upstanding man like Mr Malfoy to leave his WIFE so he can be her daddy.

[alt_sally_anne]

She has NEVER said that. What a disgusting LIE.

She said -- to MORAG, who we thought we could trust not to MAKE THINGS UP -- that Mr Malfoy has been like a father to her. Only you could turn that into her wanting Mr Malfoy to leave Mrs Malfoy.

[alt_padma]

You know, you're right, Perks. She never said she wanted Mr Malfoy to leave Mrs Malfoy. Only how she thought her mum was daft to think it could ever happen, seeing as how Mrs Malfoy is so beautiful and glamourous and attentive, while her mum doesn't even remember her only daughter's birthdays.

Pitiful, really. I can see why you two get on so well.