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[alt_padma]

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Maybe we should try to get the parchment back and destroy it before they find it.

I mean, they already suspect us. Is there some way they could determine from the parchment who did it, if they found it? Fred and George, could you summon it out for us? I can't go into Ravenclaw and I don't want to involve Sarah (besides, she might get cross with me, although I really do think she'd think it was worth it to get Padma).

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

I dunno. It's kind of fun.

I mean, it's not like it's hurting her. It's just making her cross.

"I'm in the midst of a traumatic experience, Clearwater, so if you were really interested in behaving like a prefect, you'd show a little sympathy instead of taking the piss."

She's still just the same old hag she's ever been. Traumatic experience, my tiny pants.

[alt_seamus]

Now what?

[alt_padma]

Ugh, I'm NEVER going to be able to sleep again.

My skin is crawling!!! and there are little bites all over my ankles. MacDougal's and Dunstan's too - well, everyone, really.

I woke up because something itched. And there was a bedbug in my HAIR. It dropped onto my arm when I sat up.

UGH. Whatever those elves did to fumigate is NOT WORKING.

It has to be a hex. I don't BELIEVE those punters, they're utterly horrid!

[alt_seamus]

In your hair? Are you sure it was a bedbug and not a louse?

Yuck either way!

[alt_padma]

No, it was a bedbug, filthy, disgusting, horrid bedbug. And there'd better NOT be lice in there, after all this! I'm not having to cut my hair after just getting it all back!

What I want to know is why the elves can't stop them coming back. The bugs, I mean.

I'm so angry I could cast a cardinal curse on every one of the Cruciatus Club.

This is NOT OVER.

[alt_penelope]

You certainly know how to attract friends, Patil!

[alt_padma]

Oh, shut it. You weren't so funny when you saw the state of the dormitory yesterday.

Besides, how'd you like to wake up with bugs crawling all over you?

I'll have nightmares forever. If I can ever close my eyes without feeling millions of legs on my skin.

YUCK!

[alt_penelope]

Oi, you watch how you talk to me, Patil. I'm a prefect, remember.

[alt_padma]

And I'm in the midst of a traumatic experience, Clearwater, so if you were really interested in behaving like a prefect, you'd show a little sympathy instead of taking the piss.