Deulling Club!

[alt_padma]

We've just had Defence and Professor Lockhart says he's going to start a DUELLING CLUB!!!!!

It's going to be utterly, completely, and in all other ways WIZ-NIFT!

He said he'll have sign-up sheets out by the middle of the week. Oh, I can't wait! When d'you suppose we'll start?

This is going to be so much better than AK ever was! And with Professor Lockhart, who's just perfect to teach us all about duelling, too


(I hope it's not on Wednesdays. But even if it is, we'll change round History Club so that everyone can go!)

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[alt_ron]

Oh, come on. All of Professor Lockhart's lessons are exactly the same.

Today we'll hear about how I brilliantly defeated the six-tongued Tongos of BoraBora while treading water in a pool of pirhanas. First I stunned one of the Tongos, fed it to the pirhanas, levitated out of the pool, and whilst twirling around to a perfect landing on a very dodgy rope bridge above the gorge, I cast an utterly devastating Stupefy, catching the remaining seventeen hundred Tongos in their broad, tattooed chests. I finished just as the first of the reporters arrived to take down my story and record it all for posterity in this photograph. It captures me at a particularly rakish angle, if I do say so myself.

If it's not Tongos, it's Hula Horries or Prussian Banshees or Chilean Sea Wolves. Whatever.

It's all talk and talk is BORING. So if it's just going to be a bunch of stories, it might as well be History Club, if you know what I mean.

[alt_padma]

Oh, honestly. Could you have won out against the Wagga Wagga werewolf or any of them?

If you listen to how Professor Lockhart says he did things, you can be prepared for how to do things yourself.

Well, some of us can, anyway.

[alt_ron]

Right.

I'd still rather be practicing the spells than listening to him jaw on and on about it all.

[alt_pansy]

Oh, but you forgot the most important part! You forgot to describe what he was wearing!

[alt_ron]

Ha!

I couldn't tell that part without blushing. It's just too girly, y'know, when he goes on about what colour robes he was wearing and how they were cut... eurgh.