Private Message to Seamus Finnigan

Looks like you made it through another year without any problems! That's why you weren't around yesterday, wasn't it?

And I got your owl about Finch-Fletchley. But why? Well, okay, whatever. It's not like we don't like him. He's just always with Hydra--or Loony.

I mean, you saw how he was with her at Camelot, right? Insisting that she get to go on the rides when it's not like Lav wanted her there in the first place.

But fine. We'll play along with whatever you've got planned.

You know he's not actually gay, right? Even if he acts more like a ponce than you do.