You know he's in Dovs' office every evening serving detention? At least with normal breakups it's not a sentence against any sort of social life. Rama, it's bad enough having to keep Zabini in our group now but I'd think what F-Fs has to do is worse--imagine having to pretend he's happy about Hydra and Harry!

Oh, speaking of horrible ex-boyfriends, did you happen to read this week's In the Soup? There's a short piece where the Aid Society for Distressed Mothers calls out wizards who haven't done their duty by their children. And Corax Mulciber was one. I hadn't even known he had children. Don't suppose that was one of the charities you told to contact Zabini, was it?