Parkinson is being an absolute mope about it. You'd think Draco'd broken things off with her. Honestly, I've always thought she might be using him to cover that she's really all about girls. Though why she'd choose Perks. No idea.

At least Daphs dropped the weasel. Not that she's mentioned it, mind you. Too proud to admit she was off the rails there.

I hear some people failed to turn in their holiday accounts. And that some are claiming they gave it in via an HJC member and are pretending we didn't send it up to the Headmistress, when I'm sure the truth is they didn't do it at all. Good luck to them, making that stick.