You know, it's really funny how some people hiccup. I mean, some people give a really high, little 'Hic!' and others sound like they're being strangulated. Brown goes cross-eyed and scrunches up her nose and says 'Eek!' instead of really hiccupping. And Morag Macdougal jumps straight up in the air every time she hiccups. You can see it a mile away! And other people hiccup kind of normally, but then afterwards they say 'Gah!' or growl and get this really hideous look on their face.

You'd have loved it. Dead hilarious!! And a load more exciting than learning about divination, which is what we're supposed to do this morning. I mean, what're they gonna have us do? poke at bird poo and cast sticks? Or, just kill me now if they expect me to read tea leaves!!

At least this afternoon we get to check out some caves. That ought to be totally sorcerous!!!